I got drilled

Ive always been lucky healthy.

i have 20/20 vision. never had any broken bones. no ruptured spleens. no  UTIs. no weird moles, freckles, or spots. none of that. And to boot, Ive always had great teeth.
no braces, no retainers {even when i begged my parents because all of my friends had them}, no headgear, no night gear. never had my wisdom teeth out. no root canals. no cavities. nada. My pearly whites are so blessed that each time i see a new dentist, or dental hygienist they are shocked to find out that my teeth are naturally so strong and aligned, and that all of my wisdom teeth have grown in and that 3 out of 4 are small and straight, not to mention that i drank so much calcium as a kid that they are practically ‘stained’ white.  Oh and all of that fluoride in the drinking water in Los Gatos {where i grew up} didnt hurt either.

[and yes, i do gloat every time i get praised for having such a wonderful bite, bone and gum structures. i didnt have to do a damn thing and i have a top notch set of chompers. i know im lucky]

until now!………within the last 3 years ive gotten 10, yes TEN cavities!!!! WTF?! ive heard all of the possible outliers besides not taking care of my teeth (which is NOT how i roll): genes, weak immune system, a vegetarian diet, because i don’t floss twice a day {who does?! really, i mean does anyone on this planet – besides my dad – obsessively floss their teeth properly twice a day??} Ive even been told ‘thats just the way it is sometimes’.   !!!!

and, ok, im not going to lie. i have a sweet tooth. i add sugar to my tea. i love chocolates and desserts and sour gummy goo shaped into cute little animals. its true.
BUT its not like im caving into those desires on a daily basis. and im not obsessively snacking, nor have my snacking or eating habits changed much in the last 2, 3, 4, 8 years! and i ONLY drink soda when its mixed with alcohol!  😉

well, yesterday i went to my new Green, Eco-Friendly Dentist http://www.serenitydentalspa.com/ to get 4 cavities filled. {no this isnt 4 additional fillings, its already factored into the grand total} and let me tell you, it was quite an ordeal.

a cleaning, four fillings, a strong dose of nitrous oxide {with strawberry-scented Oxygen mixed in}, the Sex&The City movie playing in the background, countless tools and hands in my mouth, 3 hours later and i left the office totally sore, sad, and feeling like i had just come off a bad drug trip.
no really, every time i get nitrous i cry! {this only further supports the feelings of coming down from an intense drug-induced escapade. NOT that I would know…}

anyways, i documented it all. yes i did…..

as soon as the numbing set in, i was able to perfect the Elvis smirk {small feat in a challenging ordeal}
Strawberry scented Oxygen {no i did not request this. kinda smelled like a dirty head shop or hookah bar, actually} + Nitrous mix kicking in. and thanks mom for pointing out that i look like a piglet......
hrrmpph

SATC movie helped....a little
look at that crater they dug out of my teeth!! soo sickening!

inquisitive little fellar

The Greatness of a Nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated
‐ Mahatma Gandhi

so true.
so very true.

and i know that we definitely dont give them enough credit as the compassionate, intellectual (well some, not all), sensitive, beautiful creatures that they (well some, not all) are.

when a video like: Octopus Steals Diver’s Camera, Shoots Home Movie With It (Video) http://www.treehugger.com/files/2010/04/video-of-octopus-stealing-divers-camera-victor-new-zealand.php surfaces it really opens my mind and makes me respect (some, not all) animals on this planet.

watch it. i swear you might like it!

i♥SanFrancisco

Mark Twain once asserted “The coldest winterever spent was a summer in San Francisco.”

yes, everyone i know that has migrated to {the BEST city EVER} San Francisco, has been ingrained with this quote.
well, sadly for me, im a summer person. i love the sun. the sun loves me.

the weather in SF sucks !!!

so, when days like today roll around, san franciscans must TAKE ADVANTAGE and soak it up.

so. this was my day:
New Zealand Wine Discovery event, followed by a trip to Yerba Buena and B Restaurant & Bar.

Hog Oyster Island Co
Hog Oyster Island representin
Yerba Buena Gardens
Love On cocktail
Spinach Benedict (on Brioche!)
Yerba Buena Gardens
Yerba Buena Gardens

it’s about goddamn time, right?

i know this is exactly what youre thinking.

same here. its about goddamn time i start a blog.
HI. im Kaylan. in case you didnt know, I’m already fully immersed in yelp, facebook, twitter, foodspotting, social networking etc etc etc i practically gchat in my sleep…i am a part of Generation Y afterall…ive been around long enough to develop my early  computer skills with 3rd grade afternoons on the Oregon Trail, and i clearly remember the day my dad brought home his first clunky lap top, I was on AIM instant messenger, yes when chatting was labeled as ‘instant messaging’, all leading up to opening a MySpace account {from when it was actually innovative and more popular > fcbk} to canceling my account bc it was just a target for creepy guys to send me messages and check out mediocre music, fast forwarding to 2010.  shoot i get it. Everyone has a blog….or has been pressured or interested enough to begin one and then become just another retention {or lackthereof} statistic and dropped it, or had much success in this medium and gone down in blogger history. i know. im late in the game. but for good reasons….

I have thought long and hard about it all. why do i need a blog? do i really want to publicly pour my heart out and then as my feelings and thoughts change over time, have those entries be forever timestamped and floating throughout the insanely large wide world of the web? do i care about connecting with those random souls reading other randoms’ blog excerpts??! do i even want to be labeled as a {shudder} ‘blogger’? do i really want to have the ability to express myself but in turn become vulnerable to outside critique and ridicule? (please, not like im any sort of social media celebrity, but i follow http://twitter.com/juliaallison & i read http://gawker.com/tag/twitterati/ ). aaaand on top of all of this im already flat out,  i mean, being an active yelper, facestalker, and overtly obsessed with art sites, foodie blogs, sustainable cpg & industry news and also now following enough important organizations, companies and peeps on twitter {ok yeah, Julia Allison doesnt fall into this category} that i depend on it for my daily influx of overstimulating information is already a lot and keeps me busy as it is. but then i think about how much i like to write {random} yet meaningful and thoughtful blurbs…more than 140 characters long. and how my website http://kaylans.com/ is sadly unkept and the fact that i have soo many photos that i work on & snap shots from here and there and want to be able to share those with people other than my 400+ ‘friends’ on facebook and random 200-something followers on twitter. and how many times a day can i really send links to articles and funny pics or clips to my friends via gchat while were all busy ‘working’ just for them to reply with a one-word ‘cool’ ?

welp, i’m pretty sure I’ve come to the conclusion that i want, no need a blog because im an emotional girl. i have a lot of shit to say. a lot of people and companies to criticize. a lot of food and art photos to post. there are endless amounts of random, streaming thoughts that i must must record. and no im not about to start a journal…well an actual pen-to-paper type journal, NO…but if youre thinking of a journal defined as: written record of (usually personal) experiences and observations. then yes, yes that is what this is.

so welcome.

welcome to kaylans blog.

this is me

learn it live it love it

and this is some of the random, funny, pretty, fucked up shit that i like:

with more to come……